But if the Earth got hit by a HUGE meteor in the same direction that it was going around the Sun, it would speed up, and would move further away from the Sun wouldn't it?
It would go into an elliptical orbit. The year would be a lot longer. In half of this new year, it would be much further away than it is now (but on the opposite side), and going slow. At the end of the year, it would be back where it started, and going fast again...