Whoa, what a first post! If I try to read the whole thing, then comment, I'll probably forget some things, so I'll look at each individual part of your post.
The first thing you talk about is holographic theory, which (if I've understood it correctly, and that's a big if, because I haven't read much about it) claims that information can travel faster than the speed of light (in a vacuum), a claim with contradicts Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity. An important point is that Special Relativity doesn't say that "Nothing can travel faster than light". Instead, it only prevents information from travelling faster than light. For instance, if you shine a flashlight at Pluto, then wag your finger across the flashlight, a shadow will move across Pluto, faster than light (provided that you wagged your finger fast enough). However, information itself is not being sent faster than light, since the light emitted by the flashlight needs time to reach Pluto, and the light travels at, well, the speed of light.
I do remember reading about an experiment (I think it was led by someone named "Aspect" and related to the polarization of light, or something like that) that appeared to send information faster than light. However, it should be noted that his conclusion (that such superluminal communication is possible) isn't fully accepted by physicists; some doubt that he truly sent information faster than light.
One phenomenon that is generally accepted, however, is something called quantum entanglement, where the quantum states of two particles become "entangled". Then, when the quantum state of one particle is changed, the quantum state of the other particle also chances, instantaneously, even when the two particles are far apart. Quantum entanglement greatly troubled Einstein (he dismissed it as "spooky action at a distance). Although it
appears that one particle is "telling the other particle to change its state" infinitely fast, some physicists question whether any information is truly being sent. If not, then Special Relativity is not being violated. In general, these apparent "faster than light" phenomenon are still be researched, and I think it would be premature to draw any final conclusions at this point.
Next, you go on to talk about "the fourth dimension". In reality, four-dimensional space isn't all that mystical; although it cannot be visualized by humans, it can be studied on paper, just like 3D space.
While discussing 2, 3 and 4 dimensional space, you seem to have made a common error: you assume that there exist mutually perpendicular directions with a unique, well defined, ordering. For instance, you claim that in 2D, up-down and backwards-forwards are the only mutually perpendicular directions, while in 3D, we have left-right, up-down and backwards-forwards. However, a moment's thought reveals that the distinction between left-right and forwards-backwards is itself arbitrary, since your left can be someone else's forwards. Similarly, left-right and up-down are interchangeable (if you don't believe me, tilt your head 90 degrees). In short, it doesn't matter which direction you choose to call left, or forwards, or up. The only thing that matters is that in 2D, you have 2 such mutually perpendicular directions; in 3D, you have 3 such mutually perpendicular directions, etc.
You claim that in 2D, being can only be tall or short, while in 3D, they can be tall or short and slim or fat. Then, you wonder about 4D. As I said in the previous paragraph, it doesn't matter which direction you call the "tall-short" or "slim-fat" direction. However, if you insist on fixing a particular direction as the "fourth direction" (so long as you remain within a particular point of view, this is possible, although arbitrary), and you want a new length analogous to "tall-short" or "slim-fat", you are free to give this new length any name you want. Whatever you choose to call it, it is perpendicular to both "tall-short" and "slim-fat".
Next, you talk about cutting a 2D square and 3D cube into ever smaller pieces. You mention a "Lin function"; I really don't know what you were talking about; I've never heard of a "Lin function". However, if you considered the number of cuts as your independent variable and the area or volume as your dependent variable, you would have an exponential decay function. In any case, your claim that it is impossible to cut a 4D "cube" (it's usually called a tesseract or hypercube, by the way) in half is incorrect; it can be done, so long as you have the right tool. Just as a line cuts a square in half, and a plane cuts a cube in half, a 3D "hyperplane" would cut a 4D tesseract in half (so long as you positioned them correctly). If you cut a 4D tesseract with 16 units of hypervolume in half, you will get two 4D objects, each with 8 units of hypervolume.
Some people make the mistake of thinking that all 4D objects are infinite. While it is possible to think of a 4D object as being made up of infinitely many 3D objects, this isn't really that exotic if you think about it; since 3D objects can be thought of as themselves made up of infinitely many 2D objects. So cutting a 4D tesseract (with infinitely many cubes) in half creates two other 4D objects (each with infinitely many cubes). Thus, infinity = infinity + infinity. As my physics professor often said: "True but useless".
You have a paragraph about cutting a 4D cube that has 16 units of 4D space. Unfortunately, I don't really understand it, especially because I don't want what "MR" is supposed to stand for.
In any case, you then give the example of a 2D being and a straw. I don't think you've described the scenario very clearly (for instance, is this 2D world supposed to be "horizontal", like a ceiling or floor, or vertical, like a wall? This is important, because you say that the straw is vertical, so we have indeed chosen a particular point of view), but I'll take my best guess as to what you mean. I think you have in mind a horizontal 2D world. Above it, you have a straw, bent in the shape of an arch, one end touching the "right" edge of the 2D world and the other touching the "left" edge of the 2D world. Then, you're claiming that if the 2D being is standing at the right edge, next to one end of the straw, and if we wiggle the straw, the 2D being will observe both ends of the straw wiggle immediately.
However, this reasoning (assuming that a 2D version of Special Relativity holds in the 2D world) is incorrect. First of all, if you wiggle one end of the straw, the other end does not start wiggling instantaneously, it takes time for the "wiggling" to be transmitted to the other end. A straw is not a rigid body. In fact, if Special Relativity is correct, there are no rigid bodies. Of course, we could wiggle the middle of the straw instead, so that both ends of the straw start wiggling simultaneously in our frame of reference (remember one of the conclusions of Special Relativity: If one observes sees too events, seperated in space, occur at the same time, a different observer may not seem them occur simultaneously); this brings me to my second point. Even if this were to occur, the 2D being would not see the straw ends wiggle simultaneously. Since he is standing far away from the left-end of the straw, there is a time delay between the instant at which the straw end begins to wiggle, and the instant in which he sees it begin to wiggle. This time delay corresponds to the time needed for information to travel from the left edge of his world to where he is (the right edge), and according to Special Relativity, the maximum speed at which this information can travel is the speed of light. But suppose for a moment that the 2D being did observe both ends of the straw begin wiggling simultaneously. At the moment that this happens, the 2D being could reason: "Since I'm seeing the left-end of the straw start to wiggle now, and since it takes time for light to reach my eyes from the left-end of my world, informing me that the left-end of the straw has started to wiggle, this must mean that the left-end of the straw actually began wiggling some time in the past (to be more precise, that time is the distance between the edges of the 2D world, divided by the speed of light). Therefore, the right-end of the straw must have sent a signal back in time to the left-end, so that it could start wiggling in time for me to see it wiggle now". As you can see, sending information faster than light is essentially sending it back in time, according to Special Relativity.
On the other hand, folding the 2D world in half is another matter altogether. If we do so, it is possible for the actual distance between the left and right edges to become arbitrarily small (from the perspective of a 3D observer). Thus, if information is sent through our 3D space, outside of the 2D world, it is possible for this information to travel between the edges in an arbitrarily short time (so long as the edges are close enough in 3D space), and the 2D being will be able to see some truly bizarre things. However, it is not true that the 2D being would have no direct way of knowing that his world had been bent. If you had read about non-Euclidean geometry, you would know that in curved space, geometry is different from in Euclidean space. Thus, for instance, the 2D being could draw a triangle, measure each of the angles, and upon finding that they do not add up to 180 degrees, conclude that his world has been bent.
In your next paragraph, you seem to be invoking the "rubber mat" analogy of General Relativity (itself a different topic from Special Relativity), an analogy that is often made to explain General Relativity to nonscientists. However, you should keep in mind that it is just that, an analogy. If you really want to understand General Relativity, you have to actually study it, which means learning lots of mathematics. Although the 2D rubber mat requires a 3rd dimension into which it can curve, this is not true for Einstein's spacetime. Mathematically, it is possible to describe the curvature of spacetime without reference to a higher dimensional space into which spacetime curves. If you want to know why, you'll have to study the mathematics. You then go on to talk about black holes do not live forever. Even if the "rubber mat" analogy were a full description of General Relativity (which it is not), I don't see how it follows that a black hole cannot live forever.
In any case, you shouldn't take this too seriously. Remember, this is
not how physicists come up with new physics theories in the real world. In reality, a theory looks more like this:
http://www.hyper-ad.com/tutoring/math/a ... ation.html
than what you have just shown. (Ok, that link is about mathematics, not physics, but you get the idea. Real physics theories involve lots of equations. No serious physics theory relies mainly on qualitative, written descriptions, although popular press accounts of those theories usually do, since most people are not well educated enough to handle the mathematics).