I've realized that the surfboard section of Everyday Life on a Hypergeometric Earth is wrong.
Start with mundane surfboards in 3D. Usually there is a fin in the back on the center line. I used that concept in 4D. Well, that's wrong. There would be no center line on the surface of a 4D surf board. There might be a center line, but it would be internal to the board so you can't mount a fin there.
Going into more detail, let's say that a 4D surf board is long in the forward-back dimension, small in the up-down dimension, and of equal width everywhere in the sideways plane. That is for any point [w,x,y,z] on the surface of the board, z is wide-ranging, y is of narrow range, while w^2+x^2 = r^2 with r a constant. No w or x value is preferred as the center.
You could however arbitrarily make one of the fins larger than the others, thus artificially making a prefered orientation. I'd guess some would like one way, others would prefer the other way. But whatever they may do, the diagram I have assumes a center line for this sideways symmetrical board so it makes no sense.