I think we're probably in need of a topic that's actually related to the fourth dimension. Not that the other topics aren't interesting, but we ought to have at least one related thread. So how about 4D rivers?
I once read something about how einstein discovered that the ratio of the total length of a river to the distance from one end to the other was approximately pi.
The idea is that erosion makes the river more bendy, but eventually the river doubles back and cuts itself off, so it creates an Oxbow lake and straightens up again. On flat ground, the length is about 3 times greater than the actual displacement, as the crow flies.
Does anyone know how to calculate this?
If this turns out too difficult, here's a more general question. Alkaline's introduction says that 4D rivers would corkscrew. Why is that? Wouldn't they just meander chaotically but generally travel in a straight line?